holdnoquarter:

Here are a few more pictures (NEVER BEFORE SEEN! GASP) I took of the goats playing. Maybe this will get people to stop bombarding my inbox with messages berating me for “stealing from reddit.” THEY’RE GOATS, PEOPLE. THIS IS THE INTERNET. IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. 

WHY DO YOU GET TO INTERNET FAMOUS WHILE I’M OVER HERE LIKE “-_____-“

HOW DO I OBTAIN THIS ANIMAL

HOW DO I OBTAIN THIS ANIMAL

(Source: dreamjerky, via annahjkim)

annahjkim:

latenightjimmy:

Lip Sync-Off with John Krasinski

Please play this game every night. Thank you.

melanieexox:

delusionalyousay:

captainswanouat:

I WOULD JUST LOVE TO POINT OUT A FUN FACT REAL QUICK.

THAT THESE ARE THE OTTERS AT THE ZOO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE.

k fun fact over continue your normal blogging.

Well your super lucky living next to these adorable animals :)

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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) Filibuster

mentionedoncspan:

Sen. Rand Paul’s filibuster on the nomination of John Brennan to be CIA director can be viewed on C-SPAN2 (while in progress).

To view the filibuster from the beginning, visit the C-SPAN Video Library.

This filibuster began at 11:47 AM on Wednesday, March 6, and has been holding the floor ever since.

annahjkim:

michemistic:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:


“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way




ALL teachers must do this!

annahjkim:

michemistic:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way

ALL teachers must do this!

(Source: geekpanties)

ferrsherwin:

“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven’t left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. Ha ha, funny. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true…

yeah

seequatro:

eventualprocrastination:

sameoldsorceress:

andispyralgoesmad:

I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.

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Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

Kenneth Branagh : Cool way before Harry Potter or Thor

(Source: countandi)

TONY TONY CHOPPAHHHHHH

TONY TONY CHOPPAHHHHHH

(Source: onepiecegifs)

kaiserneko:

It is my humble opinion that tipping is utter bullshit.

No, no, I’m not going all Mr. Pink here. I tip every time, at least 15% (if they weren’t all that good) and I do not deride any member of the wait staff for taking up the jobs they did. This is an economy where we take what we can get and,…